My first question is why the webcam in Bow Wow‘s home bowling alley is so low? Couldn’t you put the cam or the laptop on the bar or brace it higher against the stripper pole?
Chris Brown finally acknowledged the fact that he’s one of the worst individuals going right now. He’s really everything wrong with our country. An entitled little creep who is obsessed with money and has no sense of right and wrong. If you will recall – he walloped on his ex-girlfriend Rihanna earlier this year and beat her so bad that her forehead looked like a billy goat. Remember?
Anyway, in the revolting video above – Fisty McDickless (prior to kinda/sorta defending himself against the general consensus that he’s a violent twat) urges us to buy his album. Buy my album, or I’ll beat your ass. You eat the cake, bitch! You do what Ike says! HAVE SOME CAKE! What an asshole. Remember those pics of him jet-skiing outside of Diddy’s Star Island, Florida mansion a couple of weeks after the incident? Without a care in the world? Ugh, I really don’t like this kid.
“I’m about to drop a single this summer for y’all. We ain’t going nowhere. Everybody that’s haters, they just been haters,” he goes on. “All my real fans, I love you. I ain’t a monster!”
Why would you attach a plug for your album in a defense of your criminal actions? Who does that? What is wrong with you? I don’t care how much your lawyers cost! This shit makes me preachy, and gives me the urge to reach for my rifle with the laser sight and very little recoil.
Look, Rihanna could be anyone in the cookie cutter celeb universe. She has a few good ditties to shake your ass to, but I’m not thinking she’s a saint or anything. But this moron…ugh, it’s like the perfect example of some entitled, had his taint licked by every manager and handler into thinking he’s not at fault, worried about not being able to afford his own bowling alley bullshit. This motherfucker should have shown up looking sad in a sackcloth, helping paint the community center, turned to us, and began acknowledging he has a problem, telling us he’s getting help for it, and apologizing. And then he should have told us he was withdrawing from the biz until his 2050 comeback tour.
I don’t care how far she threw the keys out of the window. You don’t put your hands on your girlfriend. Call me chauvinist. Rip the steering wheel out of the dashboard, go for a walk, punch a tree, kick your TV in during Grey’s Anatomy. Something. Damn. Greedy little douche.
If you are a female fan of this guy, and you’re still getting soaky in the drawers over him, you should bang your own head off a steering wheel. Cause – nast, ick.
Tags: Chris Brown, Irritating people, Rihanna, Video
May 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm |
I couldn’t have said it better myself, Jay.
He is indeed a douche!
I believe in karma…..that’s usually my only hope
in these kinds of situations.
May 28, 2009 at 2:10 pm |
You said it J! What an ungrateful little pig who doesn’t think he did anything wrong. And, unbelievably, when a poll of high schoolers were asked if his actions were uncalled for, incorrect and violent, the majority said “she probably deserved it!” What is up with that? Deserved it? I’d like to show him “deserved it”!
And the entire “rap” community that is embracing him should be ashamed. They are setting a standard for misogyny that makes me nauseous.
Thanks for the vent!
May 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm |
I WONT BUY HIS ALBUM NOW WELL I WOULDNT BEFORE EITHER BECAUSE HIS LAME HIPHOP IS BORING GUYS WHO HIT GIRLS SUCK ONLY LESBIANS SHOULD BE ABLE TO HIT GIRLS
May 29, 2009 at 5:21 am |
Can I give you a hug!!!! I am disgusted in this sort of behavior which is a problem in some cultures. I find it repulsive, and even more repulsive that it must be in our face.
You should get an OSCAR for this write up on such a horrible situation – which is sadly a reflection of the male community in some cultures. And for the record I think: and even before the RiRi episode, I think Chrissy is a complete faggot, who hates women obviously!!! And he is in the right “basement” oops……. I meant bow wow’s punk bowling alley for fags. Money cant buy CLASS. It only buys these irritating aliens (I would say monkey —but a monkey is cuter!) – it buys these aliens unfortunately the air we breathe.
Riri will bounce back, and most likely never again deal with a alien!
July 20, 2009 at 6:09 pm |
[...] else) out of ex-girlfriend Rihanna in the beginning of this year. Why the apology now? Well, he has a record coming out his lawyer is finally allowing him to talk since he got off with a slap to the [...]
June 28, 2010 at 10:08 pm |
[...] the head and shoulders. That we know of. Sure, Usher is an annoying twat but he didn’t try to launch a album on the heels of a domestic abuse charge, either. And Usher can dance! Sorta. He does a lot of kinda sluggish popping and locking and a [...]