A couple of weeks back in Useless Celebrity Land there was a slight furor when a rough-looking woman verbally assaulted this grade D celeb named Phoebe Price on the streets of LA for making her moms walk behind her. Price threatened to shoot the woman. I’m fairly sure that this elegance could repel bullets with her do-rag.
Anyway and lo, the same gnarled biscuit showed up to protect American Idol cast-off Katherine McPhee from some paparazzi a week later. Who was this beauty? Who was this refined and elegant crack smoker? Her name – Queen of the Scene!
Funny or Die has given us a proper intro to Qween of the Scene, and if you didn’t know the correct way to pronounce “paparazzi” before, you do know, honey. Check it.
Can I really hire her to blow on The Boyfriend’s hot coffee and then hurt it? Maybe I should start drinking coffee just to find myself in that situation. I need to get to know this broad. She’s a go-getter and a self-starter. She’s Queen of the Scene!
Tags: American Idol, Crack is not always wack, Crazy ass bitches, Hot people, Katherine McPhee, Queen of the Scene, Video
June 15, 2009 at 1:43 pm |
[...] she might work for the L.A. branch of the same organization as this woman. Hence, the [...]
September 3, 2009 at 5:43 pm |
[...] the fuck are you. If I was the host (and had large balls) I would go out and bring in Quween of the Scene and give her the next table right in front of this sow. This story pissed me off because I liked [...]