A couple of weeks back in Useless Celebrity Land there was a slight furor when a rough-looking woman verbally assaulted this grade D celeb named Phoebe Price on the streets of LA for making her moms walk behind her. Price threatened to shoot the woman. I’m fairly sure that this elegance could repel bullets with her do-rag.
Anyway and lo, the same gnarled biscuit showed up to protect American Idol cast-off Katherine McPhee from some paparazzi a week later. Who was this beauty? Who was this refined and elegant crack smoker? Her name – Queen of the Scene!
Funny or Die has given us a proper intro to Qween of the Scene, and if you didn’t know the correct way to pronounce “paparazzi” before, you do know, honey. Check it.
Can I really hire her to blow on The Boyfriend’s hot coffee and then hurt it? Maybe I should start drinking coffee just to find myself in that situation. I need to get to know this broad. She’s a go-getter and a self-starter. She’s Queen of the Scene!