My good friend Tornetta Danjahandz clued me into this fucking awesome blog post that features a series of horrifyingly bad tattoos. Of unicorns. Who knew so many people got unicorn tattoos? This one scared the shite out of me. For reals.
- Yes. This is a dude with nazi unicorns tattoed on his ass.
So, you’re a white supremacist. And you want to add something imbecilic to your body to express your racist views and support for a dead house painter who killed millions and was probably Jewish himself. Which is completely sexy anyway. But you want to add kind of a Lisa Frank spin to the whole thing. Ok, so Aryan Nation unis! Wheee!! It’s the beautiful land where the lil’ Brownshirts go and ride bigoted fantastical creatures until their large-browed mommas call em’ back to the trailer!
Man, that tattoo really sets off that badonka donka. I just want to explore it with my face. I want to lick up on his racist unicorn. I’m sorry, I couldn’t even keep a straight face while typing that.
By the way, this one is the runner-up. Uncle Sammy really wanted to alienate a niece or something.
Check out the full array of unicorn terror here. Thanks Tornetta, you handjob champion! I’m sorry you lost the vogueing battle at Pride!
June 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm |
I want a rematch, skeeza!!!
June 16, 2009 at 12:33 pm |
THE SCARIEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN WAS JHARVEY WITH THE JONAS BROTHERS ALL WE NEEDED TO DO TO HAVE FOUR GUYS SCREECHING WAS HAVE SOME SLUT FLASH HER PUSSY