Old people are wicked stupid. Check this video out. Several bitchy yentas and various elderly psychopaths held a rally to get David Letterman fired outside of his studio in NYC. This makes me hate people even more than I already do. For instance they keep talking about that douche rigger Jay Leno as a wholesome alternative to Letterman. Jay Leno makes me want to defect and blow up our country behind me. He is not the one I would use as the example of a superior human being.
Anyway, Dave made some dumb joke about Sarah Palin‘s 14-year-old daughter getting pregnant via A-Rod. He apologized for it publicly and wolf slaughterer Palin accepted and everything was fine. Not with Grandma Crevasse and her posse of whiny people. Check out this video.
These are some vicious claws! The one in the yellow, in particular. Bastard son and slut wife? HAHAHHAHAHA. Imagine having her for your dental hygenist or elementary school teacher? There is so much anger bubbling under that canary coat. I see the shine of venom on her lips. I want her arrested for being a racist twat. Let’s close the borders to improve the economy, she says. Hey honey, some of the only people willing to change your dirty pee-stained sheets down at the Holiday Inn Express (you know your June Allysons failed that night) came over those borders trying to make a better life for themselves. I seriously doubt your fat ass is going to be applying for those jobs.
And the “David Letterman will rape you with his mouth” lady hasn’t had sex in years. She needs some mouth! She needs a mouth all over her to release her fear and tension. Maybe it will cause her to stop making such crazy statements in a public forum. A David Letterman mouth rape might be bang-on. He has a gap in his teeth. It might make it even better.
p.s. If you look closely, you can see two guys from Howard Stern‘s staff going to make out in the background near the end of the clip. Hee.