What’s the best way to take care of a bully? Well, you get on the horn, ring up your crackhead godmother, have her stagger down to the school, and she can hawk a luge bomb into your bully’s ugly face!
Where was this bitch when I needed her?
According to INF, crack chanteuse Amy Winehouse heard that her goddaughter Dionne Bromfield was having some trouble with some Plastics down at Southgate school in Barnet, North London. Whattaya wanna bet she was hearing “nyah, nyah, there’s creatures in your godmom’s weave!”? Anyway, Wino tottered down to the school, tracked down the ho who was giving Dionne a hot prob, and SPIT IN HER FACE. HAHAHHAHAAH.
Now I haven’t seen my godmother in a many a year (eh, it happens) but I would like to think she could go at a bitch like that! If I was having a baby and all into the godparent thing, it’s the first thing I would ask on the application.
Q: Are you willing to spit into another child’s face for my child?
And Amy’s tirade did not stop there. Witnesses report the 26-year-old former drug addict then went on to shout at a group of students before the brawl was finally broken up by a concerned bystander.
Former?
Jesus, their own personal Columbine. But don’t think Crackhouse didn’t regain her composure and keep it classy. She didn’t leave the school grounds until she signed some autographs for some fans outside. With terrified children shrieking in the background, no doubt.
By the way, how the hell did that spit-faced bully not pass out after Ames spewed her unholy water in their face? That’s some 100 proof/crack rocked bile!
Tags: Amy Winehouse, Child abuse, Cokeheads, Crazy ass bitches
September 22, 2009 at 11:33 pm |
I gots to say, I respect me some Winehouse. I have a Goddaughter, she’s three and the cutest thing ever (Little Miss already walks around with a purse and sunglasses). If I heard some spoiled bitches were talking smack about her, I would throw it down.
September 23, 2009 at 4:27 pm |
I WOULD PORK HER BECAUSE SHES NICE AND SKINNY
September 24, 2009 at 12:42 pm |
I have a 17-year-old cousin who is like a little sis to me. And trust me, high-school bitches are BRUTAL compared to when we were in hs. So no, I probably wouldn’t spit in someone’s face but I would have done something.
And if I was the girl that got spit on by Amy Winehouse, I would be getting a tetanus shot right now.