No, I didn't pull this off TMZ. *looks shiftily around*
A smirking Lindsay Lohan was late for court this morning, but that didn’t prevent mythical goddess of truth Judge Marsha from having her clapped into cuffs and hustled off to the reformatory. Girl, bye! Here’s the mug shot. I don’t know why she’s thinkin’ she’s cute. This is not the situation of a refined society lady.
And get this shit – so since O.J. savior Robert Shapiro dove screaming out of Lindsay’s limo of entitled cuntiness and did a roll onto the highway to escape her, Shawn Chapman Holley came back! What? Then again, LiLo will be behind bars so she really only had to deal with her awful ass for a couple of hours. Though I sincerely doubt she’s going to actually get paid. “Do you want this cami top? I only wore it once.”
Oh, and reportedly she’s only going to serve 23 days due to our prison overcrowding problem. Damn, just release a couple of hookers, a murderous nurse, and a black widow killer or two. We need to imprison the REAL EVIL in the world!
Tags: Lindsay Lohan
July 20, 2010 at 9:32 pm |
McButt wants my crack.
July 20, 2010 at 9:50 pm |
You wouldn’t believe how much this whole skinny, big titted mess going to jail and getting strip searched and fingered by ugly dykes is turning me on.
Just think, when she gets out of the pokey, she’s gonna have a mouth like fuckin’ Jones from Police Academy. No cunt in Hollywood will be safe.
“Lindsay went down on me, made fifteen seconds of spaceship crash noises, three seconds of Pac-Man eating a cheeseburger, and the next thing I knew, I had to get a Gatorade. That bitch licked me dry!”
July 21, 2010 at 11:07 pm |
Ten bucks she “finds” Jesus, Twenty says Allah.
July 22, 2010 at 12:15 pm |
Thirty says she finds Mullet Sheila’s busted ol’ knuckles straight up her rusted ass corn loop.
August 26, 2010 at 6:32 am |
[...] I think we need more face-ripping-off in fame victim land, so go, Drew. I can think of about 25 celebrities right now who could use someone using their nose as a pull tab, can’t you? I’m thinking of a certain freckled wonder in dirty leggings with no respect for the law … [...]
September 1, 2010 at 9:49 am |
[...] Does it really raise your appearance fee up that much? Word is that Paris Hilton, jealous that Freckles McLeggins (Lindsay Lohan) got so much press from her recent incarceration, PLANNED to get busted for cocainya. Is it bad to [...]