I’m Totally Pissed At David Boreanaz

I assume this was taken before he shot on her in the Mini-Cooper.

Listen to me. Joss Whedon shows are the nearest and dearest to my heart. It feels like yesterday that I was watching and streaming salty tears at Buffy having to shank Angel so that Acathla wouldn’t swallow the world (you are a complete and total geek if you understand what I’m typing). Actually it was yesterday, right before I had to sell my Buffy box set for food and Percocet. What I am trying to say is, if you are part of the Joss Whedon company of actors – you keep your sexual crazy on LOCKDOWN. He is trying to get The Avengers together, you don’t embarrass him this way! David Boreanaz (aka Angel) is being sued by a Bones extra for sexual harrassment. And she’s claiming he did some JACKED-UP shite. And say hey and by the way, Boreanaz publicly confessed to effing around on his wife Jaime Bergman back in May

Actress Kristina Hagen (the woman with my hairline who is NOT Angel’s wife in the picture above) claims that it all began on the set of Bones last August when David began sexting her ass. Then shit got REAL according to her suit, via TMZ.

The suit also claims David was driving with Kristina in September, 2009 and told her he was “the boss” and that he could “make things happen for her.”

The suit claims David then parked his car, and “attempted to kiss her and touch her breasts but she pushed him away.” The suit then alleges Boreanaz “unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis and began stroking it until he ejaculated.”

She stayed for the denoument?!? “Yeah, I gotta go, there’s some Turtle Wax interior wipes in the glovie if you get any on the dash.” Did he threaten to kill her if she told? Didn’t Jackie Earle Hailey pull (literally) that shit in the best scene in Little Children in front of the chick from Hung? Great movie. Anyway – Cordelia, Fred and Lorne are giving Angelcakes the side-eye for this!

The suit goes on to say that David also “grabbed, kissed, and fondled her — and then masturbated in front of her” in his trailer that September. Angel’s camp (basically Harmony with a briefcase…MORE GEEK REFERENCES) denies Hagen’s claim.

“The allegations concerning any alleged inappropriate conduct by David Boreanaz are totally fabricated and absurd. There is no validity to this lawsuit.”

What in hell is going on in TV Land lately? Is Caligula an executive producer at Fox?

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5 Responses to “I’m Totally Pissed At David Boreanaz”

Lynne Says:
July 23, 2010 at 1:27 pm | Reply
Sublimely funny post. I too wondered why she sat around watching him. If he whipped it out and I was in the car, unless it was going 90 mph, I’d hightail it right out of there.
Shazza Says:
July 23, 2010 at 2:28 pm | Reply
Did she get a picture?
Cause I can’t think of any other reason to stick around for that either.

I wonder if he ever pulled this shit on Xander… could explain his drinking problem.
Scoot Toot « Slow Adventures in Slothville Says:
July 23, 2010 at 5:43 pm | Reply
[...] is pretty much the least misogynistic police procedural on television (just don’t get in David Boreanaz’s car). My DVR is constantly running out of space because it picks up every “Bones” episode [...]
Marisa Says:
July 26, 2010 at 11:55 pm | Reply
I agree with you Jay and Lynne. Who sits there and watches? It’s like “I’m so violated, I’m not going to get out the car until the money shot.”
Sean Sweeney Says:
August 3, 2010 at 4:27 pm | Reply
Disappointing, but also strange. Ya think she would know to make a quick exit when the P makes an appearance. It takes longer than a second, for God’s sake. One would think.

J. Harvey